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After This Candy, Your Kids Will Beg For Broccoli

Widge
February 1, 2007
1 min read

Over at Cotton and Sand, they’ve turned their twisted headspace into a candy factory from hell. Sure, the idea of Seafood Gumbo Reese’s Cups is extremely nasty (but we can’t prosecute them for that!), but you start to get to true genius when they reveal the Hershey’s Breast Milk Chocolate:

…we can either choose to merely suckle at the teat of life or dive headfirst into the cleavage of this world and let it knock us around with its giant breasts and enjoy the ride.

Uh-oh. I just woke up B-Naut.

Found via Neatorama.

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