Junkyard Clubhouse has posted instructions on making a bacon costume. It seems fairly straightforward, and you would then finally be able to go to a costume party as that forgotten member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes: Bacon Lass.
Either that, or you just get your date to dress up as that dog nose from the Beggin’ Strips commercial and just yell “It’s Bacon!” over and over again. Then when your date gets found in the hall closet making out with someone dressed as a chimney sweep, your date can say, “Well, hon, dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.”
Found via Neatorama.