Monarch Action Figure: But You Can’t Buy Him for a Cigarette

Somebody made a one-of-a-kind Monarch action figure, straight from the Venture Bros. It’s for sale on eBay. And you know what? As action figures go, it’s pretty damn cool. And if his nose isn’t pointy enough for you, the seller has offered to resculpt it. Now that’s customer service, people.

Let’s see…as I write this, it’s at $61.

I don’t know what’s wrong with people. It’s obvious there’s no market out there for Venture Bros. action figures. Because I’m sure if there was, Cartoon Network would have done something about it by now. Yup. So you’re all delusional. Get with the program.

• I guess we’re lucky they’ll let us buy the show’s DVDs from Amazon, huh.
• Or any Adult Swim DVDs for that matter.