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Skynet Watch: Vinegar-Shilling Robot or Shock Trooper? We Report, You Decide.

Tamanoi Vinegar Robot

Pink Tentacle mentioned that the Tamanoi Vinegar Corporation has had a robot made–a robot that’s allegedly going to impress you with its prowess of vinegar.

But…I mean, look at it. Skynet is getting pretty bold if it thinks we’re going to fall for that. This looks more like a Maximillian for a Black Hole remake than it does a salesman. It’s so sleek and black and evil looking…sort of like me, except I’m not metal and plastic and I’m definitely not sleek.

Watch this thing carefully, folks. It’s a bald-faced sleeper agent, mark my words.