Dollar Dreadful: Sort of Like Dollar General, But Totally Different

Brass Goggles points out that penny dreadfuls are on their way back in, but now it’s Dollar Dreadful (thanks to inflation). There’s previews online now and the full online shop will be hitting soon, they tell us, and it looks like a veritable hoot. How can you resist stuff with titles like “Octavious Watt and His Pneumatic Bride” and “Archibald Grey,” who has a Skeleton Key which opens everything, including a way into the land of the dead? Answer: you cannot.

We’ll try to yell when the shop goes live.

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