Do you have what it takes to be a winner?
Balls of Fury opens today. There will be winners on screen, there will be winners at the box office, and there will be Christopher Walken--who wins because he gets to play roles like this and have a blast anytime he pleases because he's Christopher Goddamn Walken.
I mean...seriously, just look at him. What a genius.
Anyway, what about you? Sure, you can win and see the movie, but can you really win something...of substance? Why...yes you can. We've got a swagpack. Read on.
First, here's the bit about the film:
In the unsanctioned, underground, and unhinged world of extreme Ping-Pong, the competition is brutal and the stakes are deadly. Now, this outrageous new comedy serves up this secret world for the first time on-screen. Down-and-out former professional Ping-Pong phenom Randy Daytona (Tony Award winner Dan Fogler) is sucked into this maelstrom when FBI Agent Rodriguez (George Lopez) recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and recapture his former glory, and to smoke out his father's (Robert Patrick) killer â€“ one of the FBI's Most Wanted, arch-fiend Feng (Academy Award winner Christopher Walken). But, after two decades out of the game, Randy canâ€™t turn his life around and avenge his fatherâ€™s murder without a team of his own. He calls upon the spiritual guidance of blind Ping-Pong sage and restaurateur Wong (James Hong), and the training expertise of Master Wongâ€™s wildly sexy niece Maggie (Maggie Q), both of whom also have a dark history with Feng. All roads lead to Fengâ€™s mysterious jungle compound and the most unique Ping-Pong tournaments ever staged. There, Randy faces such formidable players as his long-ago Olympics opponent, the still-vicious Karl Wolfschtagg (Thomas Lennon). Can Randy keep his eye on the ball? Will he achieve the redemption he craves while wielding a paddle? Is his backhand strong enough to triumph over rampant wickedness?
Next, you can feast your eyes on some clippage:
Trailer...oh hell, let's just embed it. It's 2007, after all.
For more on that, check out the official website.
Okay, so, the swagpack consists of a poster, a shirt, a soundtrack, and miscellaneous stickers and pins. You want it? Serve this up, then:
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