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A Friendly Safety Reminder…

Do not fuck with Christopher Walken.

Do not try and argue. Do not try and hide behind your so-called physics and logic. Do not try and protest.

Christopher Walken is not bound by the same laws as we. He has a license to hand you your ass. Don’t make him use it.

A nice montage of people who didn’t get this reminder in time after the jump.

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Found via poeTV.

Could he be our backup if Ricky Jay cannot defeat Derren Brown? It’s worth pondering…

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