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Mars Needs Sushi

Invasion of the Saucer-Men sushi

This Enjoy! Sushi product appears to be a train wreck of various concepts. Sort of like the “You got your chocolate in my peanut butter/You got your peanut butter in my chocolate” happened on the conceptual level and in some kind of strange fourth-dimensional space.

It’s gummi, first of all. Gummi sushi. Then bear in mind it is alien-themed gummi sushi. And the big-headed alien guy is saying “It’s a deliciously fun decapitated candy treat!” And of course, the gummi sushi is strawberry and blueberry flavored.

And what’s sad is that I would both buy this if we saw it at a convenience store. And you would too. Admit it.

Found at Junk Food Blog.