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Darkseid Chick Tract

I once knew somebody who didn’t believe in Halloween. Not only did she not believe in it, she thought it was Satan’s holiday or some other such nonsense. She didn’t even know when it was.

I asked her, “So what do you do when kids come to your door?”

She said, “Oh, we hand out tracks.”

I asked her, “Well, what if the kids don’t have model trains?”

Then I realized that she had actually said tracts. I also realized that she was totally loopy.

Of course, if she had been giving out tracts like this one, I would probably have been more inclined to give her a chance.

Now, if you’re not in favor of it, just remember this.

Thanks to Doc for the headsup.