![Mr. Choppy t-shirt by Threadless](https://i0.wp.com/needcoffee.cachefly.net/needcoffee/uploads/2008/01/mr-choppy-tshirt.jpg?w=770)
This shirt seems to be right up Siege‘s alley, albeit the color’s a bit off. But it’s so cheery. And wrong. But cheery.
Although what’s really disturbed is that they have a kid-friendly version with carrot juice instead of blood. I don’t know whether to be horrified or incredibly smirky and amused. I shall pick E) all of the above.
![Darwin Kick T-Shirt by Threadless](https://i0.wp.com/needcoffee.cachefly.net/needcoffee/uploads/2008/01/darwin-kick-tshirt.jpg?w=770)
This one, though, is very much Doc . Notice how the ninja’s holding a gun. Armed with a gun, but you’re kicking someone in the chest–that’s a huge insult: “I do not even need this gun. I destroy your sternum!” Or something.