Mr. Choppy t-shirt by Threadless

This shirt seems to be right up Siege‘s alley, albeit the color’s a bit off. But it’s so cheery. And wrong. But cheery.

Although what’s really disturbed is that they have a kid-friendly version with carrot juice instead of blood. I don’t know whether to be horrified or incredibly smirky and amused. I shall pick E) all of the above.


Darwin Kick T-Shirt by Threadless

This one, though, is very much Doc . Notice how the ninja’s holding a gun. Armed with a gun, but you’re kicking someone in the chest–that’s a huge insult: “I do not even need this gun. I destroy your sternum!” Or something.

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