Okay, so by now our American readers should have received all of their W-2s and 1099s and 8675309s and all the other crap that we need in order to shovel more funds into the maw of our bloated government.
But fear not: we've called upon a pair of experts to help you sort out what's what.
Disclaimer: we are not responsible if this advice gets you shot.
Update: The snippet has been taken down but here's the entirety of the Hollywood Palace episode. Skip forward to nineteen minutes in to see Reiner and Brooks.