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Elektra Belle Epoque

Elektra Belle Epoque coffee machine

What happens when you cross an angelic version of a Dalek with a steampunk coffee machine? This. You expect it to come sailing along the floor, with its plunger bestowing life-giving espresso. “Encaffeinate! Encaffeinate!” Or the like.

But no, this is instead a badass espresso coffee machine that we found while catching up over at Brass Goggles. As a commenter over there pointed out, yes, they make home models as well.

I don’t see any prices listed. But it’s just as well. “Your Left Kidney” is best left unsaid.

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