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Dr. Grordbort’s Latest Weaponry

Dr. Grordbort's Goliathon 800 Moon Hater Death Ray

You know, some people want to go and write songs about the Moon. Other people want to blow it out of the sky.

For those latter types, Prof. Grordbort has provided the Goliathon 800 Moon Hater Death Ray. Or a model, anyway. Yes, WETA is messing with our minds yet again, like the last time we posted about the good Professor. No price yet and no edition size yet. But you can expect it to cost roughly the same as a kidney.

And there’s Lord Cockswain’s Ray-Blunderbuss “The Unnatural Selector,” which is a massive weapon. You have to register at the site to show you’re interested since right now it’s just a showpiece. And it’s a helluva showpiece. You can see a picture over at Brass Goggles, which is who clued us into it.