What would happen if you took every Harlequin-level romance novel that exists in the fantasy genre and fed it through a wood chipper aimed directly at the Hallmark Channel? The end result of your efforts would probably look a lot like "Shine On Me," the music video from Chris Dane Owens.
Now before you watch this--I know my readers--the inclination will be to mock this. Because it's so unabashedly, well, mockable. But I put to you the following two things to bear in mind:
1. The production values are quite good.
2. It's still better than the Dungeons and Dragons movie.
I leave you now with these two things:
1. Request: someone please do a "literal" version of this video. Please. (Example here.)
2. Chris Dane Owens is the anti-matter twin of Doc Hammer. Discuss.