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Threadless: Dissecting the Alien

Alien Autopsy Threadless t-shirt

So this shirt sold Doc on its existence within seconds. And for good reason: we’ve finally gotten one of those cursed invaders on the operating table. Now we’re not ones to just cut open anything to see how it ticks–we’re much more likely to have a barbeque for anything that tastes good–but we need to see, at last, how these things work. How their biology works, how they’re able to whittle away at our shields, and most importantly how there seems to be neverending armies of the damned things, always inexorably headed towards Earth…and our doom.

You can get your copy of it here. And of course, Threadless introduced a bunch of tees as always…but this one truly cranked our collective tractor.