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Your Weekend Justice #56: The Barely Usable Episode

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. This one especially so. You can’t say we didn’t warn you.


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  • Leigh and her mittens
  • The Kool-Aid Man, wanted for questioning
  • Don’t Click It!
  • ScottC, virulent stud
  • John Malkovich vs. ScottC
  • We’re sorry, Scott White
  • Who is Scott White?
  • Match Game
  • Breathing love
  • Choose Your Own Fornication!
  • Leigh and the virus
  • Earth-3 and 1602
  • ScottC’s apology
  • More about curling
  • Leigh’s Choice
  • ScottC’s aliases
  • The Mystery Smarmy Guy
  • Canadian fourth albums or the lack thereof
  • The Shat‘s albums
  • Kim meets the Medina
  • Gene Simmons’ son’s comic
  • Prince songs and their inner meanings
  • The Jacksons and the stun gun
  • Easter challenges
  • Bugle claws!
  • Kim vs. the Coldplay-in-law
  • Brian Eno
  • Cruella DeSpaz
  • Soul Train?
  • Rox of Skeksi
  • Flavoring the mittens
  • Brundlecampbell

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  • Oh, dear god. I… dont know what to say. Except for the clicking was like the sound the Predator makes. So that makes Scott a Predator. But, oh god.

  • I have the phrase ‘kitten mittens’ stuck in my head now. Scott C seems to be on a roll here lately. Mittens are not supposed to have a flavor.
    Funny cast guys.