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Your Weekend Justice #109: Kites and Crime, Kids!

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that tries to have not only less art but also more matter. It’s not for the faint of heart. Or for the faint of spleen. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Name That Tune


  • Stunt Kites!
  • Source Code
  • Game of Thrones
  • Alcohol Report
  • The Nordic Track of Nordic Things
  • Crack and Rum
  • Rox and masculinity
  • Your bad TV report
  • Reality TV shows we actually want
  • Never nude?
  • Hair competitions
  • Extreme couponing
  • Name That Something
  • Leigh & Widge vs. scotch
  • Diet revelation!
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Serv vs. Twitter!
  • New games for Facebook
  • Amazon Cloud Player
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Shape sex
  • Leigh vs. Six Flags
  • Beer vs. Jon’s ass
  • Harry Potter spoilers
  • Doctor Who spoilers
  • Rob’s Arthur review
  • Red Pyjamas vs. Star Wars
  • Roofing with vinyl
  • Rob’s practical jokes
  • An actual moment of content
  • AOL Keyword: Weekend Justice
  • The apocalypse and your sperm count

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

This week's recommendations

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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