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Your Highness – 27 Second Review

Natalie Portman Your Highness poster

Written by: Ben Best & Danny McBride
Directed by: David Gordon Green
Starring: Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, James Franco, Justin Theroux, Toby Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Charles Dance, Rasmus Hardiker

Review: It’s difficult to review a movie that consists mainly of phallic jokes and, well…more phallic jokes. Except to say that I laughed uproariously throughout. McBride and Franco have a hilarious Pegg/Frost dynamic going, and Portman sports some of the most poetically homicidal dialogue I’ve heard in a while, not to mention a metal thong. Also, “It’s magic, Motherfucker!” is my new catchphrase.

Time: 18 seconds

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