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Your Weekend Justice #117: That Something’s-On-Fire Kind of Smoke

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that gives you more take home assignments than any other. No other podcast gives you more screwed up things to think about…guaranteed. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Basic CB Radio Guide


  • CB radio, drugs and hookers
  • Rox and ways to die
  • The Worst Species Ever
  • Bees. The fuckers!
  • Bee rapture!
  • Vulcans! The fuckers!
  • Happy birthday ESPN
  • The Russians and c*ck
  • Tunguska–explained!
  • Widge’s head vs. The Gulf of Mexico
  • Stan Lee, zombie
  • Stephen King and zombies
  • Doctor Who companions…post-trauma
  • Doctor Who bitching
  • Weirdo ancient history with dogs
  • Welcome to Scott’s Mind
  • How dogs drink
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  • Scott, sandwich-giver to the animal world
  • Rox and the Outside World
  • The Hunger Games
  • Post-Potter, Post-Twilight
  • No, not high!
  • Monster High
  • The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Damned
  • Little girls and makeup
  • Skipper started it
  • Whore!
  • The Borgias
  • Alcohol report
  • David Lee Roth throwback!
  • Westworld and Futureworld
  • Expendable trouble
  • Parker
  • Raymond Chandler and self-help
  • Discworld board game
  • Fairy cannibals
  • Munchkin update
  • DC Reboot
  • Wonder Woman
  • Sam Jackson disappointment
  • Rob’s X-Men: First Class review
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    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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