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Your Weekend Justice #167: You Must Flow Like Waterston

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that comes up with great ideas for ways to get kicked out of conventions. They are so awesome you would think it would be totally worth it, but you would get your ass totally booted. Fair warning. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Matthew McConaughey


  • The Road, revisited, but even worse than Cormac McCarthy
  • For those about to mawk rawk, we salute you
  • Rock Sugar
  • Tongo Hiti vs. Rawk
  • Everyone vs. Telemarketing
  • High musicals and Glee
  • Aaron explains tween television
  • Adventure Time
  • Jon vs. Irish postage
  • The Newsroom
  • Walking Dead running joke
  • Simon Pegg and Leias
  • Jon vs. the U.S. Postal Service
  • Stress and DragonCon
  • The cost of racism
  • Marvel and fear
  • Seth MacFarlane: Praise and Fear
  • Lots of talk about R-rated films
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  • Seeking IMAX
  • Rob’s Dark Knight Rises review
  • Fun with reviews and Rotten Tomatoes comments
  • Frank Gorshin, awesome guy
  • Great documentary idea for Gillian Anderson and DragonCon
  • The real John Barrowman
  • Widgett not-vs. Simon Amstell
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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