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Your Weekend Justice #245: Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments in Hell

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…and after a hiatus required to allow the new meds to adjust, we continue to claw out of the 2015 archive. Considering how much fun 2016 has been, I’m almost glad we haven’t gotten there on the show yet. Yeesh.


  • Fantastic Four
  • In Search of…The Mysterious Echo
  • The perils of being slightly late to a podcast
  • How prison works
  • Rox’s new spinoff
  • The Pez Movie
  • Rox’s German loaner
  • Dead animals in a sombrero on Scott’s head
  • Jem the Biopic
  • Welcome to the Porno Morning Show!
  • The arrival of Negan (at least from a casting perspective)
  • Zombie baby prevention
  • Vertigo Comics = movies
  • Jessica Jones
  • Iron Fist vs. Punisher
  • Midsomer Murders and knitting
  • Side dimensions
  • Stabucks and Dunkin Donuts destroy us all
  • We killed podcasting
  • MST3K returns
  • Kroger vs. Publix
  • James Bond report
  • Idris Elba
  • Agents of SHIELD
  • Japanese trailers
  • Physical vs. digital media
  • Marvel, Star Wars & Disney
  • Fixing the Muppets
  • Inappropriate Patrick Stewart
  • Ash vs. Evil Dead
  • Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Psychic Warfare. Send them love and coin.

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    To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #244: That’s the Trouble With Ghost Emojis, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.