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Your Weekend Justice #247: We Never Thought This Would Happen to Us, But…

Smokey and the Bandit Snowman Truck

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…and holy shit, we’ve worked our way out of the 2015 recording archive and we careen into 2016. Amusingly, at the time of this recording, we still have no idea what a shitshow the year will be. Come join us and remember a kinder, more naive universe.


  • Jessica Jones vs. Daredevil
  • Leigh, play with it
  • Sports bit (no idea what any of this means)
  • Serv and fatherly revelations
  • Jon vs. Doctor Who Xmas
  • Force Awakens
  • OSHA vs. The First Order
  • Hang on, James Brown
  • More Star Wars + 2 Skinnee
  • Criterion news
  • Piracy as backup
  • Hateful Eight & Tarantino
  • Oscar nomination madness
  • Get beer to Atlanta
  • The Old Dudes Podcast
  • Foolishly having hope about 2016
  • The smell of live music
  • Johnny Depp, please don’t play Oliver Reed
  • Call if you’re MC Hammer
  • The things that go on behind tour bus doors
  • Tidal & Apple Music
  • Whatever happened to Weekend Justice?
  • Your Phonogram update
  • Deadpool anticipation
  • DC Cinematic Universe & comic nerdery
  • Amazon and the quest for world domination
  • Support your local bookstore
  • Taco Bell holiday hell
  • Final Countdown on Alderaan
  • Santa and the 900 number
  • Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Psychic Warfare. Send them love and coin.

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