Once at an IHOP, I ordered black coffee. Just…coffee. Nothing else. When the waitress came to our table she said, “Here’s your black water.” This is what she thought she was giving me.
The good news is it’s the epitome of convenience for when you want bad coffee and you don’t have time to stop by an off-brand convenience store and get some.
Trader Joe’s makes some fine products. This is not one of them.