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The Muppet Show Pitch Reel is The Greatest Pitch Reel of All Time

Strong words? Quite so. But quite true. While the full video doesn’t appear to be readily accessible online, the last two minutes are. (The final minute was posted by Muppet History on Twitter, which spawned this post.)

If you’re wondering how anyone could watch this and not immediately purchase this madness, you’re not alone. But CBS passed. The poor bastards.

Please note: this version of the video has the “original ending,” which is not found on all versions. The audio is not great for the very end, so be prepared with the volume knob. Also, I couldn’t help but use this version because it was uploaded to YouTube by “a bagel.”