When Retro Attacks! Seriously, what else can I say? Besides the fact it's a two-disc set with all fourteen episodes plus (!) a color poster and (!) Shaun Cassidy singing. That's right, it's a new experiment in terror.

So here's the deal: Universal Home Video want you to win one of two copies of this, and because I'm in a sadistic mood today, I'm going to help them. So how can you flagellate yourself with this?

Well, you fill out the form below and submit it. That's it. We'll draw two names at random and they'll win the DVD boxed set of The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries: Season One.

Some ground rules apply, though:

That's it. For legalese, click here.

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