'I know it's hard to tell, but I'm giving you the finger.  Honest.'

In a dramatic turn of events, forcibly expatriated otter-American Phoky has heroicly returned to the warm and wonderful waters of his people:

"This concept of taking animals and putting them in one place and expecting them to stay where we want them ... wasn't really working," said Sanders, 44, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service biologist.

No shit?

Damn the man! Up with Otter Rights!