Gawker has a new website: The Consumerist. We really have no reason to tell you about it, except that it seems every other blog we read, Gawker-owned or not, has been announcing it. So we didn't want to feel left out. We are such freaking joiners. Damn.

Coke combines two of our greatest addictions: Coke and coffee. Considering Jolt Espresso has gone the way of the dodo, we're grateful for this opportunity to get two, two, two beverages in one.

Let's face it: some days you just want to wipe yourself with the news. Maybe someday you can. Found via Engadget.