Mingle2 has posted a fascinating comparison between being in a relationship and playing Doom 2 in full-on nightmare mode.

I want to cheat on you
I'm trapped in this relationship and IDDQD and IDKFA are starting to sound very appealing. I'm a man of ethics, however, and I'm going to endure this masochistic adventure as honestly as I can. (Plus, the sex is still great)

It's honestly downright frightening how accurate this can be.

Found via Digg.