It’s October 5, 2000. Do you know where your future is? I know that a four-hour work day with a two-hour lunch would be a great idea. I mean, I know some people who do that today but not on the books, if you catch my drift. Hell, I would have been happy with just an office where Nerf wars happen much less a world where I could have drinks with three-dimensional flavor.
I think I’ll be wearing this shirt today. And dabbing at my eyes with a cloth. And cursing. More than usual.