Your Weekend Justice #74: Have You Tried the Lettuce?

And we're back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven't figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

Agenda:

• Bela Lugosi wine
• Jon, crying at a Lost panel
• Wireless sucks
• Widge's beer report
• What Scott hears
• Leigh, raised by Yankees
• Steinbrenner
• Wireless vs. corpses
• RIP: white courtesy phone
• Payphones in Missouri
• The problem with Phone Booth
• Damn, we're old
• Prequel amnesty
• Jon's surrounded
• Mel Gibson, WTF?
• Jodie Foster, birthday thief
• Roman Polanski update
• Woody Allen
• Interracial dating
• Rox and rugby
• The Legion of Cleveland
• The Morris, Morris, Betty and Voltron Foundation
• Hobo Conventions and Quilts
• Rox as Hobo Queen
• Knitting for babies
• Leigh and her friend
• The ferret story
• ...vs. beaches
• Doctor Who
• Warehouse 13
• DC Comics movies
• Ezra Pound's pond
• M. Night
• The trick with tin foil
• The problem with Gladiator
• Which Phoenix?
• Din's evil Latin
• Rob, Rox's campaign manager, speaks
• ScottC vs. George Takei plus timesharing!
• Vacation or No
• "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
• Din and Death
• Hobo With a Shotgun
• Inception
• The Sorcerer's Apprentice
• Ken Watanabe
• Rob's epiphany
• Famous Monsters of Filmland

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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