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First Monkey Poop, Now Weasel Puke, What Next?
Posted on 12.18.08 by Widge @ 5:34 pm
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Weasel Puke Coffee

Friends, you know me. You know that there's pretty much no type of caffeinated beverage that I won't try. I mean, I try not to pay for anything that has artificial sweeteners in it--but I approach caffeine the same way I used to approach alcohol. "Oh, this is interesting, what is this?" I would ask, normally after having finished half of it. Lots of gusto.

But you'll pardon me if I figure that once something has been consumed by one animal--and then ejected or rejected from that animal's body--why would I want to drink that? What has caused me to think about this? It's Scott sending me the information about "weasel puke coffee," now on sale at ThinkGeek. Here's what they have to say about it:

There's a little animal in Vietnam which has magical properties. Locally, it's called a weasel (though technically, it's a type of civet, but let's call it a weasel like the locals) and it sure likes to eat the fruit of the coffee plant. But the seeds don't sit well in its tummy, so it vomits them up. And that's where the fun comes in - for local coffee folks gather up the beans and lightly roast them. The stomach acids seem to wear away the bitter taste of the coffee beans, and the resulting coffee is delicious and smooth.

[[ Musing continues... ]]

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My Coffee is Talking to Me (Again)
Posted on 12.02.08 by Widge @ 10:21 pm
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Coffee stencil

A couple of coffee-related nifty crafty bits for you. I found this coffee stencil Etsy site. Granted, a lot of them they have on there are the last bits of news you'd ever want delivered by a cup of coffee. Over a cup of coffee by the person handing you the cup, maybe. But do you really want to be greeted in the morning by chocolate bits sprinkled over your coffee announcing "I'm pregnant!" No, you really don't. Especially if you're a woman and your husband has handed you the cup, because that just raises all sorts of questions.

Questions like the one raised by the stencil in the pic there. "Just coffee?" That's a provocative question, isn't it? Is the follow-up question "Could I interest you in a side order of wild sex?" I wonder these things. Stencils can be found here; I found them at Blog Giveaways.

Cosette also found a sewing pattern for caffeine and water. Also very nice. The building blocks of life, really. I think an espresso shot was struck by lightning and thus life was born. Question, though: who was the Prime Barista? This is why I never sleep. I can't stop asking questions like that. Found at Craftzine.

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It's Official: Mankind is Ready for Space Travel
Posted on 12.01.08 by Widge @ 11:37 pm
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"Widge," you might well ask, "we didn't know you were an expert on space travel. Why is it that now you choose to put your name up there on the list with Clarke and Dyson and Burroughs as to those people saying, 'Go! Go into space! The time is right! Why now, Widge?" You might be asking this right about now.

And the answer is thus: we don't have to suck coffee out of a bag in zero gravity any longer. No sir, no ma'am. We can use a flexible cup-like thing and some laws of physics that I can't wrap my head around. Screw the details--venti coffees in space, people! That means we've achieved what Michio Kaku would term a Type .73 Civilization! Represent!

Direct link for the feedreaders. Found via Neatorama.

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This Just In: Monogrammed Coffee Beans
Posted on 10.18.08 by Widge @ 11:38 pm
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Tonx laser-etched coffee beans

Now, granted, when Tonx posted this, it was done as a one-off because he's cool enough to know people who own lasers. Nobody on staff here is able to (admit that they) own a laser after a...shall we say...recent injunction that Siege, Doc and Thespia have been advised by our lawyer not to discuss. Except that it would have made Chris Knight chortle mightily. Anyway, Tonx got his buddy to laser-etch "Tonx" onto some green coffee beans.

So I don't think there's anybody who provides this service. Hey, don't look at me like that. Personalized slash monogrammed coffee beans? You know somebody would pay for that lunacy. Tonx, I say unto you: you and your friends at Espresso Parts need to go into business. There you go: free idea.

Found at Boing Boing Gadgets.

Update: Add a number in the lower right and it's COFFEE BEAN SCRABBLE. Fuck-ing brilliant. And still free!

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Coffee Shop of Horrors is Alive! It's ALIVE!
Posted on 09.09.08 by Widge @ 7:23 pm
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Zombie Dirt espresso from Coffee Shop of Horrors

We've been fans of Coffee Shop of Horrors for years. We make it a point to stop by their booth every year at DragonCon and stock up on the horror-themed java goodness. However, Ed over at The Unique Geek sounded the alarm when it looked like their website was in a state of flux, not unlike a Lemarchand box being reconfigured.

Turns out that it soon was twisted about the right way, and when we checked in with The Shop (by that we mean, the aforementioned Coffee Shop--not the government organization that employs assassins like George C. Scott...but...that would be really fucking cool if it was secretly one and the same) we were told that they've recently changed hands, revamped their website and have changed geographic locations. They do indeed have an online presence only (unless you catch them at a show--which I urge you to do) and have eleven variations currently up for sale with more to come.

From what they have up at the moment, I can personally recommend the Zombie Dirt espresso (pictured) or the Burial Grounds. Others over at The Unique Geek swear by the Shock-o-Rama, which albeit highly caffeinated was a bit too caramelly last time I tried it. And for me, that's saying something. I strongly hint (nay, I blatantly suggest!) that they release a non-flavored highly caffeinated brew. They could even call it "Aim For The Head," which says it all, really.

Go give them love. And tell em we said hi, would you?

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