Your Weekend Justice #115: If Christ Left Chicago On a Bus…

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is celebrating its last pre-Rapture show. One way or another, we’ll be here next week. You can bet on that. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Streets of Fire

Agenda:

  • Life in a pillow
  • The End of the World numerology…dissected (full list for your convenience at the bottom of the post)
  • Better suggested days for The Rapture
  • Blondie vs. The End of the World
  • Home Alone vs. Left Behind
  • The nature of light in heaven
  • Streets of Fire
  • Chaos in a cycle
  • Alcohol report
  • Shaved pussies
  • Looting post-Rapture
  • Ben and Jerry’s on sale!
  • The Great Cupcake
  • Jon and family at the movies
  • Cinema problems
  • Rox at the movies
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:40:56+00:00 May 20th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Stuff You Need to Know: You Say Faora, I Say Ursa, Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

    Antje Traue

    Could this woman use a manhole cover as a weapon? I think so.

    Pop culture news is a constant bombardment of bloated informational pieces that sites use to draw traffic. That might work for them–but we know you have better things to do. Here’s all the news with all the irrelevant bits taken out. We kept it on a warmer, so don’t worry. You can subscribe to the Stuff feed solo or get this as a free email newsletter.

  • Amazon headsup for a killer deal: today and today only they have The Immaculate Collection of Dawn French’s The Vicar of Dibley for 60% off the list price of $98.98, putting it at $39.49. While stocks last. Thought you’d like to know. Snag yours here.
  • Superman: Man of Steel has a Zod (Michael Shannon–yes, the creepy agent from Boardwalk Empire–which is good casting, methinks) and now has a Faora. Which is apparently Ursa. Or…something. The female villain. Antje Traue (Pandorum), a name designed to screw me up when I inevitably try to Wayhomer any film she’s in, is been cast, according to Variety. Production starts this summer.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:41:33+00:00 April 27th, 2011|Stuff You Need to Know|2 Comments

    Win The Running Man on Blu-Ray!

    Running Man Blu-Ray

    It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Running Man, extremely loosely based (I think they kept the title) on the novel by Stephen King writing as Richard Bachman. But none of that is a reason to watch this movie. No, the movie is owned by Richard Dawson, who is a fantastic game show host villain. But in case you need to remind yourself of the terrible Arnie dialogue and weird costuming, here’s the trailer:

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:54:27+00:00 February 15th, 2010|Contests|2 Comments

    Win The Schwarzenegger Collection on DVD!

    Schwarzenegger Collection DVD cover art

    Well, the latest Terminator film is incoming, and it’s a very strange feeling to be looking forward to it, I must tell you. But there is a special opportunity that comes along with summer tentpole pictures like that–reissues and bargain boxed sets. Not this week but next week Lionsgate is putting out The Schwarzenegger Collection, which has four of his films: T2, Total Recall, Red Heat and The Running Man. (Our T2 DVD review is here–the DVD is fantastic.)

    And Lionsgate shipped us a copy of this that we can share with all of you…well, not all of you. All of you get the chance to win but only one of you can. How do you get a chance? Enter using the form below–and enter once a day. We draw your name, you walk away with it. Good luck.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:03:08+00:00 May 11th, 2009|Contests|1 Comment

    A Double Shot of Documentaries

    Crazy Legs Conti DVD cover art
    Rated R for Republicans DVD cover art

    Crazy Legs Conti: Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating. We all eat. But there are a few who eat at a different level. They eat for sport. They eat to win. Oysters, ribs, and the hot dog are consumed in mass quantities in only as few minutes. Entering this arena is Jason ‘Crazy Legs’ Conti. A long time fan, he inadvertently became a participant when he ate 34 dozen oysters in New Orleans and with that feat attracted the attention of the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE), an actual organization. In this film, we see Conti training both physically and mentally to compete in the Kentucky Derby of competitive eating, the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. To accompany this heart warming (or heart burning) story is an audio commentary with Mr. Crazy Legs Conti and the documentary directors and plenty of deleted scenes to satisfy your appetite. Click here to buy Crazy Legs Conti from Amazon.

    Rated R – Republicans in Hollywood. When Arnold Schwarzenegger ran for the governorship of California, filmmaker Jesse Moss wanted to see if Arnold was an aberration, a Hollywood Republican. He found that there are plenty of people in the entertainment industry that cover the conservative spectrum from the libertarianism of Drew Carey to the pro-life activism of Patricia Heaton. Do conservatives get a fair shake in notoriously liberal Hollywood? Is there a reverse black list? Or does Hollywood really give a shit about your politics as long as you make money? Docurama gives the usual deluxe treatment by including deleted scenes and interview outtakes, an interview of Moss on NPR’s Leonard Lopate Show and biography of Moss. Click here to buy Rated R – Republicans in Hollywood from Amazon.
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:22:58+00:00 January 3rd, 2008|Headsup|0 Comments

    Predator (1987) – DVD Review

    Predator DVD cover art

    Film:
    DVD:

    Written by: Jim Thomas & John Thomas
    Directed by: John McTiernan
    Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, Jesse Ventura, Sonny Landham

    Features:

    • Running audio commentary by director McTiernan
    • Textual commentary compiled by film historian Eric Lichtenfeld
    • Deleted scene
    • Making-of docu
    • Behind the scenes featurettes
    • Outtakes
    • “Red suit” Predator effects shots
    • Predator camouflage tests
    • Photo gallery
    • Predator profile

    Released by: Fox
    Region: 1
    Rating: R
    Anamorphic: Yes

    My Advice: Fans should own.

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    By | 2017-09-25T00:00:15+00:00 August 23rd, 2004|Reviews|0 Comments

    Twins (1988) – DVD Review

    Twins DVD cover art

    Film:
    DVD:

    Written by: William Davies, William Osborne, Timothy Harris, and Herschel Weingrod
    Directed by: Ivan Reitman
    Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Kelly Preston, Chloe Webb, Bonnie Bartlett, David Caruso, and Heather Graham

    Released by: Universal
    Region: 1
    Rating: PG
    Anamorphic: Alas, full frame only

    My Advice: Skip it

    Julius Benedict (Schwarzenegger) is the result of a genetics experiment. So is his twin brother, Vincent (DeVito). They were separated at birth. Julius was raised by a doctor on a remote island, and as such, he is incredibly smart, but not very streetwise. Vincent, on the other hand, was raised in an orphanage and has become quite good on the streets with little schooling at all. Julius is determined to find his long lost brother, so he makes his way to L.A. to look for him. He is not exactly ready for what he finds, but he loves his brother just the same.

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    By | 2009-06-06T03:28:57+00:00 December 7th, 2003|DVD, Reviews|0 Comments

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) – DVD Review

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day Extreme DVD cover art

    Film:
    DVD:

    Written by: James Cameron & William Wisher
    Directed by: James Cameron
    Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick, Joe Morton

    Features:

    • Special edition version of the film with sixteen additional minutes of footage
    • Running audio commentary with director Cameron and co-writer Wisher
    • “Extreme Interactive Mode” with text and graphic commentary and branching-off bits of behind-the-scenes footage and interviews
    • No Feat But What We Make documentary on the FX and its legacy
    • T2: On the Set montage of behind-the-scenes footage
    • DVD-ROM:
      • T2: High Definition, the complete theatrical version of the film, designed to be played on Windows Media 9 on your PC
      • Infiltration Unit Simulator and T2 FX Studio
      • Skynet Combat Chassis Designer game

    Released by: Artisan
    Region: 1
    Rating: R
    Anamorphic: Yes

    My Advice: Own it.

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    By | 2011-04-17T00:56:08+00:00 June 20th, 2003|DVD Reviews|0 Comments

    End of Days (1999) – Movie Review

    End of Days movie poster

    Written by: Andrew W. Marlowe
    Directed by: Peter Hyams
    Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, Kevin Pollak, Rod Steiger

    My Advice: Wait for cable.

    Jericho Cane (Schwarzenegger) is a man with a problem. Not only is he depressed and suicidal, but he really wishes he could pull off the scene where he wants to kill himself as good as Mel Gibson did in Lethal Weapon, but he can’t–which makes him even more depressed. He only thought he was having a bad day, because his buddy and partner is Kevin Pollak, who immediately upstages him and continues to do so in pretty much every scene. To make matters worse, Satan comes to New York City looking for not only a good lay (Tunney) but also an actor worthy of playing him (Byrne), whom he promptly possesses. Then, for no particular reason, Cane and partner go to work protecting Byrne-Satan, and then leave their client and job to chase after a would-be assassin, again for no particular reason. And of course, this leads them into a world that they never knew existed—action movie hell.

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    By | 2008-07-21T22:42:00+00:00 November 25th, 1999|Movies, Reviews|0 Comments