Your Weekend Justice #120: The Ballad of the Sad Boners

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that gives your kids graphic novels to warp their minds. So this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Rock Em Sock Em Robots

Agenda:

  • ScottC in drag…yes, again
  • Heels, sex and confusion
  • Aaron’s idea of steampunk
  • ScottC, method actor
  • Accents
  • Murder in the yard
  • Goddamn Skrulls
  • Rock Em Sock Em Robots and sex
  • Snoopy‘s family
  • Karen Gillan, seriously, we do love you, naked or otherwise
  • Cars 2
  • Rox and the Disney snuff film
  • Kids and The Walking Dead
  • Young Spazhouse!
  • Werner Herzog
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:39:42+00:00 July 1st, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Jonathan Harker, P.I.

    Van Helsing

    At least somebody will get to use all those sets they built for me...

    A single blog post about a pop culture news story? That’s so 1997. I know–I was writing a version of them back then. I’d rather you got all the news you need in one post. Read it, and you’re good for a few days. I’ll take you through the high points of pop culture news, then let you get back to your life. You’re welcome.

  • Harker is an interesting spin on Dracula. They’re taking Jonathan Harker and making him a Scotland Yard detective chasing Dracula. If Renfield is Harker’s driver and knows kung fu, then this could at least be better than Green Hornet. Helmer is Jaume Collet-Serra, who previously brought you the House of Wax remake. Source.
  • Fantastic Voyage is going to be helmed by Shawn Levy (the upcoming Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie), who’s currently co-reworking the script from Shane Salerno (the 2000 Shaft). This remake has been in the works as far back as I can remember, with Devlin and Emmerich along with James Wong and Glen Morgan being on board for a while and then Devlin and Emmerich went to Sony and blew up the idea. Two more months of script development apparently before the thing gets the possibility of being greenlighted. So it may still go nowhere. Source: Variety.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:10+00:00 February 8th, 2011|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #71: Muddling Through

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    sexy mint julep

    Agenda:

    • Leigh vs. zombie Aaron
    • Widge’s knifeplay
    • Jamaican green ginger wine from Jamaica
    • Aaron explains France
    • Jon vs. Hellpuppy Kora
    • Peeing
    • Penis Thief!
    • Spazhouse anniversary!
    • Art scavenger hunt
    • Graffiti mafia!
    • Exit Through the Gift Shop
    • Bill Nye, revisited
    • Din’s Pokyball
    • Mint julep cups
    • Penis-free!
    • Jon’s muddler
    • Mint julep and mojitos
    • Sims update?
    • Crouching Tiger Syndrome
    • Ang Lee Spoilers!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:50:47+00:00 June 25th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments