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Recently, I have embarked on a journey of reading through George R.R. Martin‘s series A Song of Fire and Ice. In conjunction with this, I chose to watch the HBO Series Game of Thrones as I finished the corresponding book. I finished Book One about a week ago, and have just finished Season 1 of the TV series. While I know I am behind, I have never been accused of being current in my pop culture (though I still don’t understand what is wrong with my Garanimals shirts and my Zubas trousers…?). I decided to tackle this with some overall observations, and then discuss my favorite characters and their representation in each piece of media. I will begin with this question: Do you think there was ever a time where Kristian Nairn (aka Hodor) ever had to stop shooting and ask for his line?
Obviously, this piece contains spoiler information for both book and series, so if you’re trying to remain free of one or the other…you pays your silver stags, you takes your chances.
Okay, we’re getting so far into spoiler territory with this description, I’m just going to skip it. Suffice it to say it’s out from Random House Audio, it’s the fourth book in the series and Roy Dotrice is reading this book for the first time.
We’ve got a got a copy of the audiobook on CD give away. Want to win it? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
It’s Book 3 in A Song of Ice and Fire: A Storm of Swords. Want to get ahead of the TV series? Or just hear Roy Dotrice rock the reading? Here you go. It’s out from Random House Audio. And we’re giving it away.
Of the five contenders for power, one is dead, another in disfavor, and still the wars rage as violently as ever as alliances are made and broken. The brutal Lord Tywin Lannister is in effective control of the kingdom, under the liege of his sadistically spoiled grandson Joffrey. Robb Stark still seeks to split the north off under his rule, and the Greyjoys likewise seek a return to their former independence. Winterfell lies in ruins while, a continent away, Daenerys Stormborn grows in power. And none of them will rest in their quest for victory until the Seven Kingdoms have exploded in a veritable storm of swords.
It’s the second audiobook in the Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings. Yes, watchers of the Game of Thrones TV show…this book contains stuff you can “look forward” to. It’s released to CD at last (a first, I believe…the copy I initially received was on cassette…remember those?) and read by the most excellent Roy Dotrice. Want to know more? Here’s what they and Random House Audio have to say for themselves…wait, that contains spoilers. I am loath to include it because it might screw up people who haven’t seen the TV show or read the first book. Hmmm. Fine, it’s swipable below.
It’s A Dance With Dragons, the unabridged audiobook version of George R.R. Martin‘s latest (that’s book five in the series–of which the TV show was book one for those of you not reading but yet trying to keep score). And Roy Dotrice is back reading! Genius.
We’ve got a copy of it to give away as an audiobook. It is 38 discs in length. Criminy. Anyway, want to win it? Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
(Please note: the following was written with vague and minimal spoilers. However, if you’re an ultimate purist and want to know nothing at all, then run away. But otherwise, you should be fine.)
So we’re nearing the end of the first season of Game of Thrones, marking yet another thing that I never thought would ever happen…or at least happen properly. And by that I mean, a giant epic fantasy series of novels turned into a giant epic fantasy series on television. Oh sure, we had hopes and dreams and aspirations, but in the no-longer-naive post-Phantom Menace world which we all live in, such dreams and aspirations are fed with organic whole-grain skepticism. With distrust on the side. And some hash browns.
However: in a world where a zombie TV show can be one of the most critically acclaimed dramas of last year, all bets are off.
It’s the Game of Thrones audiobook, re-released from Random House Audio because of that, you know, hit new show based on it. It’s read by Roy Dotrice, and apparently he snagged the world record for voicing the greatest number of characters in an audiobook: 224. It’s…pretty fantastic. Greatly recommended.
And hey, we’re giving away a copy of it on CD. Want to win it? Lovely. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that scoffs at your Snowpocalypse and hoses down your driveway in the middle of the night. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.
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