Your Weekend Justice #7

Hiya.

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Agenda:

  • Speed Racer tanks
  • Incredible Hulk‘s prospects
  • Prince Caspian
  • Doctor Who and the BBC’s trademark stupidity
  • Torchwood and a clarification on our position regarding the series
  • George Lucas and how he exists on a completely different legal plane
  • Skype
  • Other duties as assigned

Special thank you and apologies to Morgan Freeman.

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By | 2017-09-24T23:19:05+00:00 May 16th, 2008|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

Odds and Ends for 1-3-2006

Well, it’s good to have a hobby. Found via Boing Boing.

Man, is there any way of free press that Narnia flick hasn’t gotten? First, it becomes the center of a rap song that’s the first thing funny to come out of SNL since the Andals crossed the sea. Now, apparently they’re having press releases run where they’re pissed at the WTO. Bizarre. Found via Boing Boing.

How convenient! Stackable pigs! And I dig the determined bear in this game. Oh wait, don’t show Din this game. Found via Web Zen.

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Odds and Ends for 12-27-2005

Fascinating documents from 1674: the women petition against coffee, the men defend the brew. Find it here.

The “Lazy Sunday” video continues to rule the world. Apparently it’s available for free download from iTunes (MP3 only version soon, please!) and t-shirts have been made, as well as some icons for IM and message board goodness. Found via Boing Boing.

Sebastiano is an artist after our own hearts. Found via Gizmodo. Similar to this other cool homicidal thing we mentioned before.

And for those of you who want to make movies, check out this how-to for making fake glass. Found via MAKE Blog.

By | 2017-09-24T23:50:54+00:00 December 27th, 2005|Stimuli|0 Comments

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) – 27 Second Review

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe movie poster

Written by: Andrew Adamson, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely & Ann Peacock, based on the novel by C.S. Lewis
Directed by: Andrew Adamson
Starring: Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, Tilda Swinton, Liam Neeson

Review: Well, the acting of the four leads left much to be desired, but the effects were awesome. Liam Neeson kicks ass even as a CGIed lion. And if you look closely, Aslan even looks like him. But what I really want to know is: why does the dwarf sound like Pearl from Blade?

Time: 9 seconds.
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By | 2017-09-24T23:51:04+00:00 December 18th, 2005|27 Seconds, Reviews|0 Comments

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) – Movie Review

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe movie poster

Written by Andrew Adamson, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely & Ann Peacock, based on the novel by C.S. Lewis
Directed by Andrew Adamson
Starring Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, Tilda Swinton

My Advice: Matinee. But only if you must.

England, during World War II, is getting the absolute crap bombed out of it. The decision is made to get the children of the cities the hell out of Dodge and out into the countryside where they will be safe(r). Thus the four Pevensie children head for the middle of nowhere, to stay with a professor (Jim Broadbent, in need of better facial hair) and his crotchety housekeeper (Elizabeth Hawthorne). While there, and bored, the youngest, Lucy (Henley) stumbles upon a magical wardrobe that opens onto another world: Narnia. There, she finds a kingdom frozen by the evil White Witch (Swinton), and she and her siblings will soon be caught up in a war between the forces of the witch’s evil and the forces of good, led by the lion Aslan (voiced by Liam Neeson).

Let’s address the question head-on, then. How do you take a straight-up Christian allegory, disguised as a children’s book, and make it into a mainstream movie? Well, this movie is one way, but the allegory portion of it simply clunks. Of course, it clunked in the book itself too, until finally Lewis couldn’t stand it anymore and, not content to merely hint around the bush any longer, threw the facade away in Book Seven, screaming “THE LION IS JESUS!!! GET IT???” and making lots of kids the world over feel betrayed. So the fact that the whole sacrifice portion of the movie is a little heavy handed can’t be blamed on the filmmakers here.

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By | 2017-09-24T23:51:14+00:00 December 7th, 2005|Reviews|65 Comments