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Heironymous for Pontiff

The Gabfest’s own Heironymous has announced his candidacy for to become the head of the Catholic Church. We here at have decided to throw our considerable pull with the Vatican into play and fully endorse Heironymous to become Pope Heironymous I.

To read more about the next head of the Church and his views, check it out here.

To check out his competition, FutureWire has a few links for you.