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Now that Benedict XVI has been installed as the new Pope in Rome, our very own Heironymous, a serious contender for the papacy, has responded. In a move that’s been coming for some time, has decided to break from the Catholic Church (which is pretty easy, I don’t think any of us are actually Catholic) and set up Heironymous as Pope Heironymous I.

Now, since we figure by just coming to this site you’re going to be excommunicated anyway, why don’t you celebrate your hellbound state by visiting our new H Gear HQ section of our Cafepress Extreme Store. Buy some of our “Take and Drink” gear if you want a double whammy from the Almighty.

God Bless.

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