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27 Second Review: Land of the Dead

Written & Directed by: George Romero
Starring: Simon Baker, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Asia Argento, Robert Joy, Pedro Miguel Arce

Review: Wow. A modern Zombie movie, that didn’t hail from Britain…and it didn’t suck balls! I’m stunned. Romero held true to his previous works, and our fears were laid to rest. Now we get to start fearing the fifth movie. This one’s worth seeing just for Pillsbury. You’ll understand when you see it, just trust me.

Time: 13 seconds