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Boogieboarder Learns Not to Mess With Mother Nature

I hate to say “I told you so,” but, well, I did.

A Californian teen learns the folly of entering a male sea lion’s territory as the sea lion chases him away and takes a bite out of the crime. Or boogie board, as the case may be. As everyone knows, a man’s territory should not be invaded, regardless of species–reach for the Playstation controller, and you may draw back a bloody stump, for example.

Animal lovers everywhere, rejoice as humanity learns the folly of their ways! My army…. she grows…

Found via Fortean Times.

Previously: Greedy fishermen ask for it.