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Hey, Kids! Your Summer Vacation Sucked!

Sebastian Harris is thirteen years old. He’s in ninth grade. And he’s now the world record holder for the youngest person to go to the wreck of the Titanic. His dad, G. Michael Harris, a Titanic researcher, brought Sebastian along for the ride this summer, while he was looking for evidence that “the Titanic rode up onto the iceberg, damaging the plates on the underside of the ship, and causing water to enter through the damaged plates in the bottom of the hull.”

Beats the hell out of Six Flags, huh?