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Bring That Good Pain

Well, guys, it appears you have a choice: your prostrate or your tastebuds. Most of us here on the staff are already in the clear, but which will you choose?

Siege will shortly be offering up his Flykiller Chili Recipe, no doubt. For the good of mankind, obviously.

Found via Slashdot.

Image taken from Gourmet Mike’s catalog. It’s Blair’s 2 A.M Reserve Hot Sauce. All you need to know is that even though it’s not the hottest sauce there is, if it didn’t have all that wax to make sure it stayed in the bottle till you were ready for it, it would carjack people as they tried to leave the store parking lot.