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Reason #17,514 That Your School Sucked

You didn’t get to build a roller coaster. Found via Neatorama.

Update: Doc, Siege, and Tobias have already IMed me about this, so just to clarify–I meant you didn’t get a build a roller coaster legally and with school sanction. Happy now? Jesus.

Image portion taken from John’s Disneyland Page’s most excellent round-up of Disney tickets of yesteryear.