> kill claudius
Just as you are pulling your punch, Gertrude storms into the room.
"Hamlet!" she snaps. "How many times have I told you NOT to murder your relatives! I know it's difficult for a Shakespearian lead, but..."
You grudgingly apologise to both of them. Gertrude leaves, mollified.
Claudius cackles to himself.
This is brilliant. Find it here. I can't wait for somebody to do this to Death of a Salesman.
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