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Bill “Weg” Green helped to bring a burglar to justice after the maroon tore through the 82-year-old artist’s backyard and used his grandson’s bicycle to make a getaway. As the story relates, Green was able to draw, in seconds, a picture of the criminal’s face, which helped them to identify the jackass when they picked the guy up minutes later.

Just goes to show: don’t screw with a career artist, folks.

Found at Neatorama via Boing Boing.