Creation of the New York City official condom

Here are a couple of items to show that we are still fighting the good fight to keep sex free. Or at least reasonably priced.

  • New York, home of massive buildings thrusting into the sky. Sex is as much a part of the city as the subway trains making their way in and out and through those many tunnels. So it makes perfect sense that they're producing an official New York Condom. I can see the ad campaign now. "There are eight million stories in the Naked City. Use New York Condom to ensure yours has a 'happy ending'."
  • You ever wonder why making love with someone is more satisfying than going solo. Could it be that being intimate with the one you love enhances the experience, making it more pleasurable? Forget the romantic bullshit, it's Science! (insert echo effect here) It has to do with the hormone prolactin, which also regulates how fast a man is ready to get back in the saddle. Because of this, it won't be too long before we see the commercials for "Viagra, now with the miracle ingredient Prolactin--get more Action with Prolactin!"