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For Those Having a Problem Re-Adjusting to the Work Week…

Here’s a solution for you: a how-to for Office Copier Assisted Suicide.

Obviously we can’t be held responsible for how you utilize this information, but if you are dumb enough to off yourself, can we have your stuff?