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Superman: The Dickhead of Steel

Superman, dick

We wouldn’t stoop so low as to point you to Superdickery in honor of the fact that Superman Returns looks like it’s going to underperform in its second weekend of release, would we? Hell yes, we sure would. And dance a jig at the same time.

They do have a whole section called “Everything’s Better With Monkeys,” though, if that works better for you.

Thanks to Drawn! for the reminder about this place.

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