Written by: Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Jack Davenport
Review: Was it as good as the first movie? No, not quite. Was it a two-and-a-half hour ad for the third movie? Yes. Was it a kickass ride as its namesake implies? But of course. Nighy can do some serious acting from under all the prosthetics. And I want a pet Kraken now.
Time: 12 seconds.