If you or your friends are spawning, you want to ensure the little beasts get the right start. So help them learn their ABC’s with the politically incorrect alphabet. However, be warned, it’s exactly what it purports to be. After all, where else would you find “C is for Cripple” and “V is for Virgin” (represented by a pregnant nun–ouch).

Some of the illustrations might be a little NSFW, so you might want to wait until you get home and view them with the kiddies.