That's right, those cool froods at Mouse Surplus are auctioning off a lifesize replica of Captain Jack Sparrow (a.k.a. Johnny Depp) from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean that was apparently created to be used at events. As the auction itself says, "Limited Edition of 1."
It's already above $1200 with six days to go, so be prepared to shell out a pretty penny for it. And please, for God's sake, don't tell us what you wind up doing with it.